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A (slightly biased) ranking of (almost) every Chobani Flip flavour

Note: Chobani also has a mint chocolate flavour, but there's no way I'm paying to eat mint chocolate, so this ranking only includes the 9 other flavours.

1. SALTED CARAMEL CRUNCH
Caramel low-fat yoghurt with salted pretzels, dark chocolate and honey roasted salted almonds

  • Yoghurt: caramel taste way too strong, slightly overpowering
  • Toppings: pretzels are super yum nice crunch - a standout amongst all the Chobani toppings
  • Together: 4.5/5

1. LEMON MERINGUE TANG
Lemon low-fat yoghurt with pie crust, white chocolate, meringue

  • Yoghurt: bits of lemon zest, very nice but a slightly on the sour side
  • Toppings: White chocolate goes very well - neutralises the sourness, pie crust tastes a lot better than the traditional crumble - bit more 'oomph' than the sandy crumble
  • Together: 4.5/5

2. ALMOND COCO LOCO
Coconut-low gat yoghurt with honey roasted salted almonds and dark chocolate

  • Yoghurt: Not overpowering - subtle coconut flavour, nice consistency
  • Toppings: almonds are a little salty, a lot of chocolate but not hard (can get stuck in teeth a bit)
  • Together: 4/5 - perfect combination

3. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE
Strawberry low-fat yoghurt with cookie crumble and white chocolate

  • Yoghurt: What you would expect from strawberry yoghurt - nothing extraordinary
  • Toppings: crumble is crispy, a nice combination
  • Together: 3.5/5

3. GRAN'S APPLE CRUMBLE
Apple cinnamon low-fat greek yoghurt with cookie crunch, golden crumble and white chocolate

  • Yoghurt: tastes nice - hint of cinnamon not too overpowering with , small pieces of apple
  • Toppings: Toppings go very well
  • Together: 3.5/5

4. S'MORES
Marshmellow flavoured low-fat yoghurt with cookie crumble, milk chocolate and coated rice crisps

  • Yoghurt: tasted creamy - more like vanilla than marshmallow
  • Toppings: cookie crumbs are good and goes well with chocolate not too sweet - shape means no breaking tooth 
  • Together: 3/5

4. RED VELVET
Red velvet flavoured low-fat greek yoghurt with white chocolate, red waffle cone and choc cookie

  • Yoghurt: yum - not too sweet not strong
  • Toppings: waffle cone was refreshing compared to the usual toppings - almost as good as the pretzels
  • Together: 3/5

 

5. COOKIES & CREAM CRUNCH
Vanilla low-fat yoghurt with cookie pieces, dark chocolate and coated rice crisps

  • Yoghurt: the texture was very yoghurt-y (as opposed to traditional thick Greek yoghurt)
  • Toppings: cold yoghurt = cold chocolate = chocolate stuck in teeth
  • Together: 2.5/5 - not amazing

5. BANOFFEE BLAST
Banana caramel low-fat yoghurt with pie crust, caramel fudge and white chocolate

  • Yoghurt: very banana-y, almost off putting
  • Toppings: Caramel fudge squares are bit more chewy now, less stuck in teeth
  • Together: 2.5/5

6. MANGO PASSION TANGO
Mango passionfruit low-fat yoghurt with cookie crunch and white chocolate

  • Yoghurt: not memorable at all
  • Toppings: lots of crumble 
  • Together: 2/5

 

6. CHOCOLATE HOP CROSS BUNNY

Chocolate cinnamon low-fat yoghurt with milk chocolate, golden crumble and dark chocolate crunch

  • Yoghurt: tastes funky - neither chocolate or cinnamon
  • Toppings: a+ Very rich chocolate dark compared to milk and white from other flavours
  • Together: 2/5 (please try these toppings again with another flavour yoghurt)

 

 

6. CHOCOLATE PRETZEL PERFECTION

Choc low-fat greek yoghurt with salted pretzels, milk chocolate and caramel fudge

  • Yoghurt: not a fan - too sweet and watery
  • Toppings: everything was too sweet - chocolate chips = sweet, caramel = sweet, can't taste caramel because chocolate is already sweet. Very nice to see pretzels finally make a comeback
  • Together: 2/5

7. KEY LIME CRUMBLE
Key lime low-fat yohurt with cookie crumble and white chocolate

  • Yoghurt: SUPER sour but that helped to distract from the lack of toppings
  • Toppings: only 2 toppings - an overload of crumble - felt a little boring
  • Together: 1/5 - the sourness really keeps you from enjoying it

8. CARAMEL SUNSHINE
Vanilla low-fat yoghurt with golden crumble, cookie crunch, caramel fudge & milk chocolate

  • Yoghurt: the texture was very yoghurt-y (not thick like traditional Chobani Greek yoghurt)
  • Toppings: caramel fudge pieces are way too hard - to the point of teeth hurting
  • Together: 0/5

Final ranking:

  1. Salted Caramel Crunch
    Lemon Meringue Tang
  2. Almond Coco Loco
  3. Strawberry Shortcake
    Gran's Apple Crumble
  4. S'mores
    Red Velet
  5. Cookies & Cream Crunch
    Banoffee Blast
  6. Mango Passion Tango
    Hot Cross Bun
  7. Key Lime Crumble
  8. Caramel Sunshine

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